The Ten Skills Every Real Man Must Know
The entire structure of the world we were born into is crumbling before our eyes as men have spent decades abdicating their primary responsibilities of protection, productivity, provision, and leadership. In the words of Kwame Brown to the “strong single mothers” who protect their boys from the struggles that mold men, “your strength is turning your boy into a little bitch.”
And this is where we find ourselves…in a world where the order created by real men with real man skills and real masculinity is being replaced with the disorder and artificial control of beta men and feminists on a “get back” spree. Men, this is your last wake-up call: reclaim your proper place in the social order or watch society enter the final phase before we are all merely flesh being harvested by the matrix.
If you don’t have all these 10 man skills mastered, you need to get it together and get to learning so you can step into your natural, rightful role as a leader and molder of the next several generations. We are our last hope, gentlemen. DO NOT drop the ball!
1. Handling A Firearm
Shooting a gun properly and accurately helps build self-confidence. From target practice to hunting deer, many have a hard time capitalizing. More often than not, this is a reflection of lacking confidence in themselves. While it’s natural to not hit every target at first, practicing and remaining confident will only improve your accuracy and build proficiency.
Theories suggest that what made humans human was the ability to hunt. Since our hunter-gatherer era, hunting has always fallen on the shoulders of men. Hunting is the equivalent of men displaying nurturing and caring behavior since the beginning of time. Hunting allows you to connect with your primal history, knowing how to hunt will allow you to provide for yourself and your family even if you don’t have access to a grocery store after our impending doom. In fact, you could provide a full year of meat for your family during a single hunting season. Kiss your meat expenses goodbye baby!
2. Self Defense and Threat awareness
It is critically important for EVERYONE to learn how to defend themselves, their families, and their communities.
Every day there’s a chance we’ll encounter a threat that can put our safety in danger — an active shooter, a deranged co-worker, or even an inattentive driver. Oftentimes we don’t notice the threat until it’s too late because we’re so engrossed in our own headspace. In the tactical world, it’s often said that the best way to win a fight is to avoid a fight in the first place. To do that, you need to develop your situational awareness. Situational awareness isn’t just knowing what’s going on around you, it also means having a plan for what to do when you notice something going awry.
There is a crucial difference between “fighting” and “self-defense” even though some of self-defense uses techniques recognizable from ‘fighting.’
3. Build a fire
Since the dawn of man’s existence there has been a primordial link between men and fire. Technology has changed the degree of difficulty for the skill but humanity’s connection to fire still exists. It’s both exhilarating and calming, dangerous and assuring. There’s nothing like sitting around a crackling fire under a starry sky while poking the embers with a stick and meditating on the big questions in life like did OJ do it or who shot JR? For those reasons alone, a man should know how to build a fire. But it’s also vital to know so you can build a fire while camping in order to cook a solid meal for yourself and those with you. Using Duraflame logs is a no go that will automatically disqualify you from claiming this skill in you man portfolio.
4. Unclog a toilet
There are some jobs that are a man’s duty… get it? Dootie. But sometimes you drop a monster butt muffin so big that it takes a bit of work and know-how to get the toilet unclogged. Sometimes you might need to go full bob villa and know how to unclog a toilet without a plunger! That’ll save you when you clog the toilet at your Dates house and you don’t want to Humiliate yourself by asking for a plunger and admitting that you have been dropping a stewie loaf on a first date.
5. Throw a ball of any kind
There are sayings like “you throw like a girl” but nothing i can imagine is more humiliating than to know deep down inside it’s true!! The baseline of any sport is the ability to throw, run, and catch. Get this skill in your arsenal YESTERDAY!! This also proves handy if you ever find yourself in a tough spot without a weapon and have to resort to throwing rocks.
6. Tie a Necktie
Even in our casual culture where hoodies are appropriate attire for billionaire CEOs, every man should know how to tie a tie. Funerals, weddings, and job interviews are just a few occasions when a sharp necktie is appropriate, and you’ll be attending plenty of those during your adult life, especially after The Men of Order are done molding you into the man you’re destined to be. You don’t want to be the 30-something who needs to ask his mom to tie his tie for him.
7. Change a flat tire
In a world where everything is at our fingertips with the touch of a button, somewhere along the way we have lost the ability to CHANGE A DAMNED FLAT TIRE!!!!!!!! There should never be a time when a grown man is stranded waiting on roadside assistance or triple-A to rescue you and your lady from being stranded. Every second that you are, her respect for declines.
8. A Firm Handshake
The optimal business handshake strikes a balance between a forceful grip and a limp noodle. The extended hand should fully engage with the other person’s hand for the most impact. Weak handshakes that only grip fingertips may make a negative impression on a new business contact, literally. A firm handshake with DIRECT EYE CONTACT offers a personal connection with another person. Even in impersonal situations, a strong handshake helps convey your personality and intentions to another person. The importance of this skill is simple: it establishes a line of respect right off the bat. It’s something a fist bump simply cannot measure.
9. Jump Start a car
You’re stranded and your car won’t start and you don’t know which cable goes where! There is no quicker way for your woman to lose respect for you than to leave her stranded in the cold waiting for some middle-aged tow truck driver named Al to save you!!!! For those of you who don’t know go HERE to learn how!
10. Do push ups and pull ups
Men have gone further and further away from masculinity by the day over the past few decades. So now, more than ever, being able to do a good ol’ fashioned push up is an absolute must! Pushing or pulling one’s own weight is a key to everything at the center of manhood!!!!! How can you pull the weight for your family if you can’t support your own!!!!!
Join us or die
Yes, this is a bit hyperbolic, but it’s true on a very real level. Masculinity is dying a slow death, but it is accelerating. This group of powerful, determined men is here to lead masculinity out of the muck and back to its rightful place of leadership and responsibility. Are you ready to join us?